b'WEEK 4: NERD ALERTThe call came in that Blur bassist and cheese champion Mr Alex James wanted to chat. The first thought to pop into my head wasWhat to flippin wear? Get it wrong and it would be as bad as serving a cold brie straight from the fridge.I opted for Topshop self-mockery with this emerald green sweatshirt over a sheer H&M mustard blouse, along with a couple of Heavenly Records badges. This useful vintage BHS navy pleated midi skirt with navy Falke footless tights helped to soften the look and M&S gold T-bar heels brought me up to chin level with AJ, who was mixing up his woollens. Tip: Footless tights break up the continuous colour block of a normal pair of opaques.Try Falke for a treat. Opposite Top left to right: Johnstons cashmere cardigan layered over a jade knit, Jaeger candy stripe shirt, slouch ankle boots; raspberry & jade hues; Lyle & Scott knit over Next cotton shirt, Ted Baker rolled up jeans, Topshop sparkle socks & M&S Mary Janes.Middle left to right: Cos sweatshirt over Nu & Willow shirt; full swing M&S tweed skirt; tan boots & Dorothy Perkins clutch; greys, blues & pops of neon; Lyle & Scott close up; French Connection tunic over Jaeger pinstripe shirt. Bottom left to right: French Connection purple & navy tunic dress, navy vintage pleated scarf; N.W.3 jeans & Clarks brogues; Miss B denim jacket, Wallis navy tunic dress; tan leather back-pack; as opposite. Page 17'